Chuck Norris Facts

This is not related to anything, I just found it funny

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
2. In Pamplona, Spain, the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
3. Human beings have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris, on the other hand, has 72...and they're all poisonous.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
5. When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends his tax forms in blank, with a picture of himself attached. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes...ever.
6. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris!
7. Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
8. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
9. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

And my favorite of the Chuck Norris facts this time around...

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves!


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